What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

Dr No

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What disgusts you?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How can you maintain self-control?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?

Moonraker

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-J W Pepper

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What are some creepy bestiality-promoting questions obviously asked for sexual gratification?

A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

If Trump were to lose in 2024, would that be the end of his grip on the Republican Party?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Atheists who said that reading the Bible made them an atheist, how? Literally there are millions of people who read the Bible daily and still believe in God. So why say that? I mean unless you want to sound smart & edgy

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Is The Last of Us Part 2 really as woke as people say it is?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

Is there porn on TikTok?